something funny: walmart

Did you think I've been mourning the cougs loss for the last few days?  wrong.  I'm totally over Jimmer Fre---whatever his name is (because that's how fickle us bandwagon jumpers are) until he finds himself a spot on the Utah Jazz or Phoenix Suns.  Where I will continue to ignore him until they start winning at which time I will be jumping full force again.


on to better things. like walmart.


I'm 92% sure I saw AJ.  You know, from the B-street Boys?  except i don't remember him having flame tattoos up his left arm.  I think they were flames.  I did not prefer them, whatever they were.


I went to get some produce, grabbed a cantaloupe, and promptly put it back and briskly walked away from the produce as a woman with a hacking cough spewed all over my melon.  The fruit melon, not my head melon that is.


otherwise I think I would die.


I used the self checkout.  that is ALWAYS funny. {please place your item in the bagging area.....please place your item in the bagging area.....please stop placing the same item in the bagging area......please wait for attendant.}  you have to hand it to mr. walton, he made him some polite obnoxious machines.


the beav has taken to pelvic thrusting when he's confined.  so, while I have him in my moby, strapped across my middle, he's grunting and trying break free as people give me the eye.  I try to pretend I don't even notice.


HEY!  remember this?


perception: you could NEVER make that.


reality: you have a very talented friend.  and this is right up her alley, so she teaches you how.  and in turn, you teach the seven people who read your blog.


but we modified it.  here's a little teaser for you, since we still have some finishing touches to make tonight.  and then guess what folks?  tomorrow, I'm going to show you how we made it.


and then I'm going to give it to you. 


you have one in seven chances of winning (that's pretty dang good)

see you tomorrow!